Oh, SO FUCKING SWEET

Since I’ve gotten my IPhone, my computer has almost become obsolete! Anyway, i’m practically failing school because i don’t do homework and haven’t handed in anything. I have to seriously get my act in gear so that i can get everything done and finish on time so i can graduate! I hate school because i don’t try anymore; whats the point? You’re told that school is required…fuck that!! I’m more intelligent than 90% of the people i know but they have university degrees. Fuck the system, because it doesn’t work. I want communism.

Its been a while! Since my last post, I’ve turned 18, got an iPhone, done some absolute crazy shit with the boys and clearly have had a good time. I feel a little wiser with my newfound legal age. So heres some wise words. 1. Bitches need to get off their throne of innocence because the only thing they rule is friday nights alone watching movies. 2. White t-shirts are see through when wet. 3. I’ll only be 36 when megan fox’s daughter is 18. Thats all folks!!

Things don’t always go the way you plan them, and i knew these ones wouldn’t 12 hours before, so i didn’t really mind that much. Sometimes I think that I have an ability to predict other people’s decisions just based off their personality. Life is just moving along, being mad fucking lame and shit.

Tomorrow is back to maw’fucking school. Easter was enjoyable because the boys and I did some buck-wild shit. the STEAMER participated in a toke-off! Also, random story, I have a certain hatred for Easter Sunday. Here is why.

When i was younger, in grade 7 or 8, my mom decided that we should go to church on Easter Sunday! It would have been a great idea if we went to church all the time, and maybe I wouldn’t have complained, but to top it off, Easter sunday was on my damn birthday. Have you ever wasted an hour and a half of your life in a fucking catholic church on your god damn birthday? Even if you have, i don’t really care. I don’t identify myself as a catholic or even a christian. I merely believe there is a God. And since I’m not even baptized, I technically am still “evil” and have “original sin” so why would I go to a place where I clearly do not belong. 

I’ve been so angry lately. Religion is bullshit, politics are even more bullshit, school is retarded and the Habs are shit. Life in generally has been shitty as of late. I turn 18 in 6 days. maybe i can buy a scratch ticket and win big and get da fACK outta here.